Trip map -- Lost in Medell©Ưn -- What were we thinking? -- The long farewell -- If you want peace, you won't get justice -- Into the Amazon -- Things go south in South America -- Inspired by real events -- To the end of the Earth (almost) -- Charlie's choice -- The left side of the road -- The exploding penis -- Do you have what it takes to cross four lanes of Saigon traffic? -- Indian bureaucracy 2, Wheelan family 1 -- A Punjabi shortcut -- One afternoon in Tanzania -- Home is where your friends are -- Heading to Hanover -- The things we learned -- Epilogue. Where are they now?