Formatted Contents Note: The crack cocaine diet -- What he needed -- Dear penthouse forum (a first draft) -- The babysitter's code -- Hardly knew her -- Femme fatale -- One true love -- Pony girl -- ARM and the woman -- Honor bar -- A good fuck spoiled -- Easy as A-B-C -- Black-eyed Susan -- Ropa vieja -- The shoeshine man's regrets -- The accidental detective -- Scratch a woman.